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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In January, I fed ernunnos to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I stopped howardtayler from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I rescued commanderd from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon ernunnos (65 points). In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very good (395 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
sqlrob

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